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WARNING: The pictured children may be grumpier than they appear. What may look to be a harmless, perhaps even fun, activity could turn into a huge fiasco. You may be thinking, "That looks like a great idea, I want to try that at home." But before you proceed I should warn you that fingerpaint+paper=wet paper. wet paper+41.2 enthusiastic pounds+concrete=ripped paper. ripped paper+sensitive 4 year old=tantrum. And, if by chance, the aforementioned tantrum should occur, remember that there might be a baby who was possibly enjoying himself and is covered with enough paint that he could be an exhibit in an art gallery. The sound of his shrieking brother could possibly cause the baby to start screaming. Then you would have two children that you are attempting to clean paint off who are both wailing at the top of their lungs. Or, it could just be a really fun project.
WARNING: The pictured children may be grumpier than they appear. What may look to be a harmless, perhaps even fun, activity could turn into a huge fiasco. You may be thinking, "That looks like a great idea, I want to try that at home." But before you proceed I should warn you that fingerpaint+paper=wet paper. wet paper+41.2 enthusiastic pounds+concrete=ripped paper. ripped paper+sensitive 4 year old=tantrum. And, if by chance, the aforementioned tantrum should occur, remember that there might be a baby who was possibly enjoying himself and is covered with enough paint that he could be an exhibit in an art gallery. The sound of his shrieking brother could possibly cause the baby to start screaming. Then you would have two children that you are attempting to clean paint off who are both wailing at the top of their lungs. Or, it could just be a really fun project.
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